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To the lady that just walked into my showroom who is standing way across the room from me:   Good god! You do not need to douse yourself in a bucket of perfume! Super flowery perfume at that!!  Its so strong I can smell it from here and you are a good 15 feet away!  Can you not smell how strong that is!!??
My contacts are burning and I am having flashbacks to clear plastic covered furniture and boufant beehive hairdos of my Aunt Ada.  I can clearly see her lamp with the grecian lady in the middle of the diagonal strings with the oil sliding down in idividual drips that lights up hanging from her livingroom ceiling!  (she was another that poured on her perfume like this)
There is a happy medium between a spritz on the wrist and up ending the bottle on your head and clothing in a parisian bath. I can almost see if wafting around you!  Please...back the eff off of the amount in the future. For all our sakes.
No love (and now sneezing),
Me

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